WAYLON SANG IT BEST
In Waymore’s Blues …
“… Gotta D-I-E …”
I don’t know of another way of getting there from here.
… And, Well, Shortcuts Always Take Longer.
A GOOD START
Dying – as Mr. Jennings suggests – is pretty much a prerequisite these days. Always has been. However, that’s only the beginning. Clearly, there’s work to be done.
I’ll add, it’d be a swell idea if we clean up our act before then. Divinely Recommended, if you know what I mean.
Because the One Doing Admissions … He’s a tough Hombre … No Shrinking Violet.
The Good News? He’s Fair. You know, with Forgiveness.
CAN I GET A “HELL, YEAH!”
Answer’s Still, “No.”
You should also know:
Pain is supposed to hurt.
Just like Suffering.
DON’T WAIT UNTIL A WEEK FROM NEXT WEDNESDAY
To Lay The First Brick On The Path To Redemption … If You Haven’t Started …
“This Is Your Real ‘Coming Out’ Party, Darling.”
Forget about scrambling around for Back-to-School Sales or Roll Back Prices or procrastinating until Black Friday or Taupe Tuesday. Here’s The Sweetest Deal on Salvation you’re going to get:
You’re going to pay full Retail on Redemption, so don’t go surfing for any Groupon deals.
FUN FACT CONFESSION DIGRESSION #1
Achtung, Mr. Bezos: You’ve Done Well, Sir …
Love your Philanthropic Deeds – Dropping Big Cake ($) – like the other Mensch’s of The Billionaire Bambinos Club. The way All, Y’all do. Applauso, Ragazzi.
I’m sure you know that True Redemption is never going to be available on-line. Sure, some Charlatans-Mock-Messiahs will claim – and profit – otherwise.
“Let’s stick to hustling DNA My Dog ID Kits, Belgian waffle makers and Hemp-knit Cooling Caps on your incredible on-line store that sells all kinds of
crapfabulous sh!t we don’t need, possibly can’t afford, but convince ourselves otherwise while praying at the Altar of FOMO … Except for Books … All Kinds of Books … Lots and Lots of Books … Written by Honest, Hardworking Gifted People called Writers.”
FUN FACT CONFESSION DIGRESSION #2
Again, What’s Up? with Artificial Intelligence …
Programming the Messiah Complex into robots is only going to give robots an Inferiority Complex when confronted by The Real Deal.
How’s that going to work out?
And, who’s going to pay for the robots’ therapy?
GOOGLE IT, GET OVER IT, ON WITH IT
I haven’t found Sanctuary or Salvation or Love online.
That’s not where I look. Hashtag? No #?
Been looking in all the wrong places? Unplug. Get off-line.
Start your own Soul SEO.
FAITH REBOOT CAMP STARTS TODAY
Have A Seat Up Front At The Big Table …
I’ll start the introductions.
“Okay, That’s ‘Self-Love’ Sitting Next To ‘Awareness’ … Those Two Are Inseparable.”
Don’t be shy. Mingle. Get to know one another better.
Promise is running late, always changing plans, but he’ll be here. Eventually.
Penance is the washroom. Not sure what he’s up to. He gets a bit nervous whenever he’s called out to do something.
Acceptance I saw her somewhere. Maybe getting a Mani Pedi. She can be stubborn.
Love … Oh, so misunderstood, dearest middle child. Where’d She Go Hiding?
YOU SHOULD KNOW
We Didn’t Invite Excuses …
Not after the crap they’ve been pulling all these years.
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