Left, Right?

SMALL EPIPHANY

Worth Mentioning … About Half-A-Lifetime Ago … 

I’d put on my right shoe first.  Tie my laces on the same shoe.

Then on with my left shoe.  And, lace them up.  Hardly noticed.

… Ta-Freaking-Da … Life Was No Anomaly … 

 

THE “IT’S ALL ABOUT ME” FILIBUSTER

A Monumental Change Morphed As A Simple Thought Pondered About Fate …  

More of a lingering contemplation, quite necessary, really:

“What If – Suppose – I Did The Opposite And Switched Sides?”

… How Will Life Be?  Will I Be Rich?  Will All My Dreams Come True?

 

LIVING THE HOKEY POKEY

After stumbling through a couple decades of What The Hell Does It All Mean? and Where’d It All Go? and …

“Okay, I’ve Got Awesome Sauce All Over My ‘Sunday-Go-To-Meeting’ Shirt And I Can’t Find A Fresh Wet Nap Anywhere, So Now What?”

Since I switched from favoring My Right Foot to start first with My Left Foot, I’m reporting conclusively The Moment Eureka Came To Town And Stayed The Night:

… Same Merde, Different Decade (*).

 

NOTHING CHANGED BUT EVERYTHING

Fate Is Fate – Fabulous or Frivolous – It You Have Avoidance Issues, You May Want To Recalibrate Your Position on the matter of Life. 

It’s King Turtle.  Queen Bee.  Momma Bear.  Maker of Rain.

All On Us – Our Beautiful Perspective – Right?

… What We Make Of It: How We Get On With The Business Of Getting On … 

 

SPOILER ALERT #1 – READ LIVE THE FINE PRINT

Change For Better Happens – Prosperity, Goodwill, Forgiveness, Love – When We (*) Conspire Positively To Make It Happen … 

Need Help Getting There … On Higher Ground To A Spiritual Upgrade?

Lost on a Wayward Path?  Spiralling into The Abyss?  Has Your Love Fallen Down?

… Alright, Enough Dubious Televangelism-inspired Digressions and Dig This …  

 

WEE OUI WE …

Been Saying “No” So Damn Long …    

Consider, Yes.  The Affirmative Ascension in Exclamation!  How True Believing Rolls.

“Forget Maybe, Baby … Procrastination Is Only Good When It Comes To Dying.  It’s An ‘In’ Or ‘Out’ Thing.”

If all that Fence Sitting is chaffing your butt and numbing The Divine Spirit within.

 

SPOILER ALERT #2 – WHO’S THIS “WE”?

Plural, as in Two Of Us – An Exclusive Partnership Of Him & You (Us) – Built For Eternity …  

Master & Servant.  All Biblical-like.

“… ‘Serving’ Was Always The New Black – Any Way, You Do It – You Do It.”

Yep, Servant.  Call it what you like.  Believe It.  Glory Be.

 

SPOILER ALERT #3- DON’T GET HUNG UP ON LABELS

Though It’d Be A Smart Idea To Read Them When Redemption’s In Play …  

Nothing to do with emasculation, Ragazzi.  Be cool with second billing.  Take a Back Seat.  Forget Uber.  Ask God to do The Driving.  

So, unknot your Pretzeled Skivvies and Breath.

… If It’s Doubt You’re Sleeping With … 

 

SPOILER ALERT #4 – KNOW THE ROLE WE ALL PLAY

Purpose, What Purpose?

It works.

Once you know where to look to get it.

And, Getting It has never been easier.

 

SPOILER ALERT #5 – SURRENDER

The Path To His Will … Faith Delivered … Try That Uber … 

Relinquishing Self-Worship clears the Road to Salvation up ahead.  

Pass The Roundabout – you may get disoriented for a moment – take a Hard U-Turn and There You Go. 

If you need to the inhale the Skunky Colitas to get you there.  Fine.  Just don’t vape and drive.

 

NOT THAT DUBYA, SILLY

God Is Not Theory … He’s The Real Deal, The Only Deal … Been That Way Before Time …  

“W” (All Caps For The Father).  The rest of us – “e” (lower case letters) – everyone, including Elvis.

We.  Got.  This.  Together.

… What’d You Think We Meant?

 

TRY HIM, YOU’LL LOVE HIM ®

As He Loves You … How Do You Know If You Haven’t Asked? 

Shout It Out – Loud, Louder, Loudest – If You Must.  With Your Heart, Now.  That’ll Get His Attention.  Not That He Isn’t Paying Attention.

And, Yes, He’s Around.  Busy as He is.  No Appointment Necessary.

I’m Just Saying: Don’t Expect Miracles Without Putting In Some Of The Elbow Grease.

 

THE TAO OF “SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF”

You Needn’t Sweat Like A Swine, Though A Little Glow Is Good … 

The Small Stuff – a Spiritual Requisite for The Big Stuff.

Like Miracles. Everyday.  Hiding in plain sight.  Is where you find them.

We Don’t Always See Wonderful When Looking For The Next Big Bang.

 

PREACHY MORNING TO YOU

If The Soap Box Fits … I’ll Stand On It … 

“Oh, That Little Bruise On My Baby Toe And The Scar Next To It?

Thanks, for noticing.

Just The Megaphone I’ve Been Dropping On My Feet … On The Way Out To My “Hypo-Christians ® Anonymous” Meetings … 

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