Slim, Slick & Shady

MAÑANA CAME & WENT

And, Tuesday’s Valiant Plans Went Straight To Crap … 

Check out the doppio Mañana, Mañana for an essential refresher

Before reading – Skipping-To-Like – any further.

I Know, Right?

 

I’M AN IDIOT – PREAMBLE

Evidently, Sh!tty Head Colds Happen This Time-Of-The-Year … 

I hadn’t planned on Catching One,

Nearly as much as someone else had on Giving One.

Once again, faithfully debunking the Myth of Its Better To Give … 

 

I’M AN IDIOT – YESTERDAY

I Went To Work … Had A Couple Meetings I Couldn’t Reschedule …    

Thought I’d miraculously feel better.  I should think less.  Do more.

Because Work is exactly the place Virused Idiots Go To Get Better.

To Be Fair To No One, I was feeling like I was About-To-Come-Down with something … Until I Got There, which is when The Down Dropped.

 

I’M AN IDIOT – STILL

Now, A Slightly Better, Lightly Medicated Version …  

So, there’ll be No Slim Gym for me until the Sneezy, Wheezy, Lemon-Squeasy

… Gets The Hey Out.

And, Yeah, Girls Night Out (Act 2) is in Jeopardy.  Seriously.

 

I’VE ALMOST SOLVED THE IDIOCY PART – USING FANCY MATH

Finally, Deciding – For The Moment – That I Don’t Need The Latest iPhone … 

By my Einsteinian calculations:

“Take My Old 6s + Work-Sanctioned 8 Model’s … And, Whaddya Get?”

All the power, features and swag of a never been released 14s.  BoomAndroid Fan Boys.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION UNNECESSARY DIGRESSION

If You’re Wondering … 

About last week’s Slick Haircut ... Coif du mois?

It looks equally like I either Won or Lost The Bet … like Slick-in-the-Middle (above).

… And, the Meds are Kicking In.

 

Photo by Mike from Pexels 

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