Slim, Slick & Shady

MAÑANA CAME & WENT

And, Tuesday’s Valiant Plans Went Straight To Crap … 

Check out the doppio Mañana, Mañana for an essential refresher

Before reading – Skipping-To-Like – any further.

I Know, Right?

 

I’M AN IDIOT – PREAMBLE

Evidently, Sh!tty Head Colds Happen This Time-Of-The-Year … 

I hadn’t planned on Catching One,

Nearly as much as someone else had on Giving One.

Once again, faithfully debunking the Myth of Its Better To Give … 

 

I’M AN IDIOT – YESTERDAY

I Went To Work … Had A Couple Meetings I Couldn’t Reschedule …    

Thought I’d miraculously feel better.  I should think less.  Do more.

Because Work is exactly the place Virused Idiots Go To Get Better.

To Be Fair To No One, I was feeling like I was About-To-Come-Down with something … Until I Got There, which is when The Down Dropped.

 

I’M AN IDIOT – STILL

Now, A Slightly Better, Lightly Medicated Version …  

So, there’ll be No Slim Gym for me until the Sneezy, Wheezy, Lemon-Squeasy

… Gets The Hey Out.

And, Yeah, Girls Night Out (Act 2) is in Jeopardy.  Seriously.

 

I’VE ALMOST SOLVED THE IDIOCY PART – USING FANCY MATH

Finally, Deciding – For The Moment – That I Don’t Need The Latest iPhone … 

By my Einsteinian calculations:

“Take My Old 6s + Work-Sanctioned 8 Model’s … And, Whaddya Get?”

All the power, features and swag of a never been released 14s.  BoomAndroid Fan Boys.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION UNNECESSARY DIGRESSION

If You’re Wondering … 

About last week’s Slick Haircut ... Coif du mois?

It looks equally like I either Won or Lost The Bet … like Slick-in-the-Middle (above).

… And, the Meds are Kicking In.

 

Photo by Mike from Pexels 

11 thoughts on “Slim, Slick & Shady

  1. inhiscare753

    Oh no, it your time. The sudden shift in the weather, can send our immune system into shock, then announce to us. Time out, get some rest. Take care and feel better. Enjoy some soothing soup. 😊🙏💜

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  2. Erica/Erika

    Your top photo is extra smile worthy:) Yes, unfortunately prime time for colds. Hope the meds truly kick in and you feel better quickly, Michael. We will have to wait patiently for girls night out:)

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