BEING A FASCIST SOB
Banning Halloween Treats @ The Office.
I mean, I’ve got The Resting Pr!ck Face for it. So, Why Not?
He’s A Halloweenie Meanie.
I’ve Been Called Substantially Worse. Indicted Just The Once. Plea Bargained It Down To Being A Fool. So, My Records Clean.
THE BENEFITS OF BEING AN ADORABLE A-HOLE
I Haven’t Heard Nearly As Many Complaints About …
Fat Thighs. Bloating. Water Retention.
“There Goes My Keto …”
You’re All The Way Welcome.
THE SUGAR HIGHS & LOWS
Enough Of Diva Science … Gone Bad.
Yakking about Insulin Levels. Hating on Carbs. Noshing on Plant-based Brontosaurus Burgers (Going Bun-less).
“Are We Over The Hysteria Of Gluten?”
Is it really such a Bad Thing to lower the risk of Type 2 Diabetes, decrease the likelihood of Heart Disease, or reduce the risk of Colorectal Cancer?
AN INCOVENIENT SPOILER ALERT
Christmas Season Starts Tomorrow … Right?
“Honestly, I Can’t Stomach Another Whine About ‘Why Can Skinny B!tches’ Eat Whatever They Want Without Getting Fat …”
Or, Gym Membership Fails in January. Did you think CrossFit was The Easy Way Out?
I’m Here. Helping. Giving Tough Love On The Path To Eradicating Ignorance … Is What I Mostly Do (When I’m Not Practising Hypocrisy).