U & Me

WE HAVE AN ODD RELATIONSHIP

We’re Toxic Together … And, We Can’t Live With Or Without Each Other …

It’s On Me.  I’m A User.  An Abuser.

Neglectful.

… It’s A Bad Habit Of Mine.

 

WHAT I NEED

Is A Disclaimer … 

I Can’t Blame Her.

Damn, She’s Just A Vowel

… And, Not Even A Popular One Like A or O or I

 

SHOULD I ?

The Canadian In Me … 

Is All About The U.

Though we’d say, Aboot like Hoot or Root-A-Toot-Toot … 

“Because Bastardizing English Is Our Favourite/Favorite Thing To Do … Whenever Grammar’s Not Watching Us.”

 

SHOULDN’T I?

The (North) American In Me …  

Doesn’t Bother With The U Most Of The Time.

Its Unnecessary.  Wasteful.  Avaricious Using Letters You U Don’t Need.

Why Use It If All Y’all – U’all – Don’t Need It?

 

I’M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE

And, That’s Not Such A Bad Place To Be These Days – Snuggling, Cozy, Comfy – Getting Kuched Is What It Means … 

So, I’m Going To Do What I Always Do …

With or Without U.

“This One’s For U … Happy Monday, Darling.”

 

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