Have You Ever Lost A Bet

WITH YOURSELF?

And, Couldn’t Figure Out … 

Which One Of The Two Idiots Is Going To Pay?

Well, That Just Happened.

… And, It’s Not The First Time.

 

THIS IS EXACTLY THE REASON

I’ve Decided Not To Clone Myself …  Again …  Once Is Enough … 

It’ll Never Work Out.  The Two Of Us.  Same Place, Same Time.

“Why We Can’t Have Nice Things … Around Here.”

Not To Mention My Adorable Obsessiveness About Domestic Cohabitation: Toilet Seats (Down, Please), Caps (Closed) On Toothpaste, And Doing Separate Taxes.

 

WHERE’S MY MONEY, MIKE?

I Asked Him … Dude In The Mirror With The Greasy Smile … Gnawing On A Toothpick, Thumbs Hooked Into His Blue Jeans.

Crickets.  Chirp.  Chirp.  Chirping.

Reneging Is His End Game.  Says He’s Busted.  No Cake ’til Pay Day.

… To Get Flush With Me.

 

SO, BUDDY BOY FIXING HIS COIFFURE

Is Hedging His Luck … 

Poking Me For Double or Nothing Next Time Around

But, I Ain’t No Fool

And, He’s A Clone Of A Schmuck.

 

HAPPY SUNDAY

Stay Goofy … Cry If You Gotta … Laugh You Oughta …   

Hug Yourself.  Kiss The World.  And, No One’s Ass.

Do One Nice Thing For Those In Need

… Give All Your Love.

 

Photo by Asimal Anamat from Pexels

 

 

 

 

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