I’M CHAFED
Raw. Naked. Like A Shucked Oyster Bathing In Its Liquory Brine …
I’ve Seen The New Quadrant Of Evil.
And, It Ain’t Pretty.
… The Neophyte Assholes Of The Apocalypse Are Now Available In A Convenient 4-Pack.
DUBYA PEE
Oh, Darling, Don’t Go Breaking My Heart … After Breaking My Stones … Talking The Cojones. I Confess My Adoration:
“We’re So Close, Don’t Push Me Away. It’s Been A Wonderful First Year. The Two Of Us. Getting Kuched Together.”
I Just Dropped A C-Note & A Half To Rekindle Our Dirty Tryst. Hug Me, Sugar. Let’s Spoon A While Before You Go …
And, Please Cantcha Just Get Your Sh!t Together For More Than A Night?
EM ESS
You Run This World …
But Not Mine, Billy Gee. Billy Gee. Billy Gee Whiz.
“We Ain’t That Close, Money … That I Won’t Let You Go.”
… You Don’t Go Crackin’ Up Every Time I Need You Here … Be Ghosting You Soon, Amigo.
EHTCH PEE
What Can I Say? You Almost Went For A Bath in 49 Words. And, Now You’re Back, Doing Your Tired-Ass Schtick … Schticking It Too Me …
“Hey, But I Botcha For Free On My Air Miles Points, Cantcha Just Hold Me After The Reach Around?”
Been Working, Twerking (Ew, No), Travelling, Dreaming … About Bringing An iMac, Back Home, Like Before.
… Now, How’d You Like That Apple, Sunshine?
DUBYA DUBYA DUBYA
Like I Have A Choice, Mr. Rogers. – Ted, Not Fred – To Be Clear.
Is The Dark Web Really A Thing?
A Place I Can Go That Isn’t Forbidden And Populated With Peeps & Creeps, Flat Earthers, Guys Wearing Bootcut Dungarees & Sketchers …
… Where The Hell I Can Get A Better Connection?
THE CULTURE AROUND HERE
Is A Toxic Heap …
None Of You Alphabet Faceless SOBS Get Along For More Than An Hour.
When Meritocracy Becomes Law And Dysfunctional Isn’t A Thing Worth Rewarding.
… Whatcha Gonna Do?
WE. OUI. WEE.
Let Me Say It, Again: This Is Exactly Why We Can’t Have Nice Things.
It’s All About Us. All Y’all and Me. Love Child Mick, Over Here, Makes It Five.
A Little Respect And Love On Me: I Feed You. Clean Up Your Damn Mess. Pay The Bills To Keep Your Lights Shining, And All I Get Is Frozen Screen.
… Now, Give Me Some Thrills.
I’M CALLING AN INTERVENTION
Tonight Around 7. Mi Casa, Su Casa. Don’t Park In My Driveway.
Pizza & Beer. Cauliflower Wings With Piri Piri Dipping Sauce. I’ve Got Napkins.
We Gonna Talk It Over … Over A Lager Or Two … Make It Work It Out.
… Billy Gee, Guess Who’s Buying?
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Yes! It is about time that the anthem of culture versus technology be heralded. True Michael, one struggle is: to remain free to choose “nice things,” when the established choices are arguably limited. Brilliant piece of writing. All the best at 7 with the long overdue intervention, Cheers.🥗
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You’ve put it so well, Suzette. This morning was one of the most frustrating times I’ve had navigating through the mess of electronic and digital malfunctions. It destroys the creative process. Not sure how the world makes it through a day without a total breakdown. 😊
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hehe, yep, looks good from here! haha, you may delete that blinding bling if you wish! no worries!
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Lol
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did you get the jpg of the giant xoxo in bright pink I just left? or is it just showing up on my end?
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Haven’t seen it yet. Maybe just on your side
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Oh, check your spam folder then….
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Ok
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Got it.
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Chat on other formats?
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yeah. you?
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FB Messenger. What’s App
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I use hangouts. 🙂 I don’t have those other apps.
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Never used hangouts
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Hope all glitches are fixed! Grrr!!! Which time zone, 7pm? I’m in PST in U.S.
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EST Toronto (Canada).
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Cool! I’ll be here with bells on! 💥
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Can’t wait. 🧨 Firecracker
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How are the links set up in your comments? Maybe I can put pics here if your disable spam links? I have mine set to zero cuz peeps be posting vids and pics in my comments a lot. 🙂
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Should be set up. I’ve got some fine tuning. Lots of creeps 😊
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