Known Mononymously

I’M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING

Going All The Way In … 

With A Smarty-Pants One-Word Moniker

“Dropping The Mike … No Mas, Michael … Sans, Miguel … Ciao, Michele.”

… Like That.

 

IT’D BE A HELLUVA LOT EASIER …

What’s Your Name?

Kuch.

First Name, Sir?

Kuch.

 

SOUNDS LIKE

Hooch.

Pooch.

Mooch.

… Exactly Like Kooch.

 

“KUCH” SUPPOSED TO MEANING SOMETHING?

Urban Dictionary Does A Swell Job … 

Of Making It’s Definition Derogatory To Women.  Everyone, Really.

“Effeminate Men … Look Away, Darlings.”

… Perspective Matters Here, Folks.  Try Living With This Surname (I Inherited) … 

 

LIGHTEN UP & USE IT IN A SENTENCE

“Okay, Why Did Kuch Cross The Street?”

To Smack The Guy Eating Chicken Tacos And Asking Dumb Questions.

Also, It Was Kuch’s Pet Rooster, Daryl.  One Arrh.  Rhode Island Red.

… No Charges Were Pressed.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION: BIBLICAL REFERENCE

I’ve Dropped The Ball At Honoring St. Michael …  

The Archangel.  Heaven’s Heavy.  Street Fighting Angel.

“Though I Do Like Kicking Satan’s Scrawny Red Ass Every Chance I Get.”

So, We’ve Got That In Common.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION: IDENTITY THEFT

There’s Exactly One Too-Many-Mike’s Out There … Me Included.

I’m Possessive About My Identity … And My Hair.  Yay, I’m Keeping It!  PSA: You Can Touch It, You’re Just Not Taking It.

It’s Not Like I Had A Choice In Naming Myself, Which Is So Unfortunate For All Of Us.

For The Backstory, Tap On … Call Me Mike, If You Like

 

ANNOUNCING THE NAME GAME

It’s Like This – For The Month Of December – I’m Trying Out A New Name

Auditioning It.  See If It Sticks.  Around.

So, No Michael.  No Mikey.  Definitely No MMMBop.

… I’m Expecting Some Detachment Issues.

 

THE 5 NOMINEES ARE

Chiquitita  

Frisco

& (Ampersand logogram like ? or !)

Mojito

Imnotabaldwin

 

READER’S CHOICE

What Do I Look Like?

Don’t Answer.  Not Now.  Save It For Later (See Below).

Suggest A Cool (Or Not) Name For Me – Your Choice – Whatever You Like.

… And You’ll Be Helping To Feed A Family In Need Over The Holidays.

 

PLEASE VOTE TO HELP

Ballots Are Being Cast One Day Only: Saturday, November 30I’ll Announce The Winner On Sunday.

And, Because There’s No Better Way To Live Than To Give … 

Let’s All Do This Together.  Like We’ve Done Before.  Y’all Are Getting Good At This, Right?

Kuched Is Donating $1 – For Every Voter – To The Daily Bread Food Bank.

 

DOES THE LOVE ABOVE

Sound Familiar?  

C’mon Back On Saturday.  Tell Me All About It.

Help Out With A Love Bomb And Drop A Name

… Do It For Daryl (RIP). 

 

Photo by Pixabay at Pexels

12 thoughts on “Known Mononymously

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s