The ‘Hoochie Koochies’ Are Coming!

WHAT NOW?

Yes, It’s Contagious … 

A Good Thing.  Stop Scratching.  Or, It’ll Scar.

“Don’t Cha Worry, ‘Cause I’ve Got The Fix, My Darlings.”

… The Ointment.  Anecdote to the Antidote to Aunty Dotty.  Topical Greasy Stuff … To Make The Rash Go Away (Before Tinder Swipe Right-Fright-Nite).

 

GET KUCHED

Introducing The 2019 Kuchees …

Kuched’s First Annual Blogging Superlatives: 

“Recognizing The Besties Of All The Fabulous Bloggers And Blogs I Follow, And The One’s You Do, Too.”

… Plus, A Few Adorable F@ckers That Have Blocked Me.  

 

THE KUCHEES ®

They’re Like Real Awards … Just Way Cooler.

Who Wouldn’t Want One Of These Prestigious Accolades Stamped On Their Curriculum Vitae?

“Etched Under A Doctorate Degree in Creative Writing … Matriculated At Khardashian U … Online Studies.”

Go, Gurls!

 

WHY NOW?

Respect.  Admiration.  Appreciation.

Sounds Nice Like Sticky Rice, Right?

“There’ll Be A Little Of The Niceties To Accompany The Sweet Pokes.”

Hey, Now’s – Love Noshing – Kumbaya’g.

 

HOW NOW?

So, You Want To Play … 

I’ll Be Announcing The Categories With Award Titles/Descriptions In About A Week … To 7 Days 🙂

“All Y’all Are Invited To Nominate Your Own Work Or Submit A Fav From A Fellow Bestie Blogger.”

… Just Come Up With A Clever Title.  No Boring Stuff.  You’ll Figure It Out.

 

WHEN NOW?

The Kuchees Award Gala Drops On Saturday, December 28.

This Year.

Chat Me Up on Kuched.  Be My First Post Of The Morning.  One Doppio Espresso Into The AM Side of Dawn.

… With Your Nomination.  See Below For The Deat’s.

 

FOR SH!TS & GIGGLES

Let’s Get Serious About Having Fun …

Laugh At What Made Us Cry.

Sneeze.

… Never Forget.

 

LOOKING FOR SUBMISSIONS

From Any Genre … 

Interest.

Hack.

… The Who’s Who Of Your Fav Blogs, Bloggers, Posts.

 

CAN YOU GIVE ME A SAMPLE?

Sure, Here We Go …

From Funny-To-Unforgettable.

The Good.  The Bad Ass.  The Meh-velous.

… Sneak Peak Freak …

 

“YOU HAD ME AT …”

“Most Memorable Opening Sentence …”  

 

“WHO WRITES THIS SH!T?”

“Seriously, Stuff So Cranked And Out There … You Can’t Put It Down.”

 

“DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB”

“Or, Maybe You Should Get One: It’s Not Mean … When You’re Being Honest.”

 

“THEY CALL ME, CATFISH GHOST”

“The Whateverest Pseudonym …”

 

“HEY, BUD, CAN YOU SPARE A PULL-UP?”

“A Post/Blog/Blogger So Funny You Spit Out Your Jacked-Up Coffee – or Caffeinated Libation – And Soil Your Under Carriage …”

 

“THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID, HE SAID”

“Oh, No You Ditten …”

 

“THE HANGRY MAN SAYETH, DON’T SPRAYETH”

“Snickers, Dude …”

 

“DAMN, HEMINGWAY!”

“Oh, You’re Good.  Real Good, Seriously.”

 

“PAPA DON’T PREACH”

“Lighten All The Way Up And Get Off The Soap Box Before You Twist & Shout Another Hypocritical Oath …”

 

“FUN FACT CONFESSION”

“Over Sharing Is Caring … Beautiful Prose From The Heart.”

 

“ACTION … CUT”

“Blogs That Read Like A Tarantino Script …”

 

“TAKE A PIC”

“Honoring The Unheralded Photographers … Who Save Every Writer A Thousand Words.”

 

Photo by The Lazy Artist Gallery from Pexels

10 thoughts on “The ‘Hoochie Koochies’ Are Coming!

  1. Suzette Benjamin

    Wonderful initiative..no awards for me though. Having said that, I would be happy to read the wonderful submissions. I was thoroughly impressed with the credentials — LOL …Khardashian U. Nice to see too, that your award is respectably trademarked – very well thought out project, I totally support.

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