Kuchedisms

ALL KINDS

Some Borrowed … 

Some Très Bleu.

Some Smarty Pants

… Some Hullabaloo.

 

SKIPPING LUNCH

“Isn’t Fasting …” 

 

NOT GETTING ANY

“Isn’t Abstinence …” 

 

PLAGIARISM

“Is Not Your Muse …”

 

CARBS AREN’T THE ENEMY

“Ignorance Is …”

 

IF YOU LOVE DOGS, BUT NOT CATS

“You’re Not An Animal Lover …”    

 

WATCHING PORN

“Isn’t The Same As Making It …” 

 

IF IT WASN’T YOUR FAULT

“Ask The Mirror Its Opinion …”   

 

LIES ARE TRUTH

“Based On True Lies …”     

 

IF YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE PROBLEM

“How Can You Possibly Help?”

 

IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE EASY

“You Would’ve Been Born Rich, Beautiful, Ignorant & Stupid …”    

 

IF “THAT’S WHAT SHE REALLY SAID”

“She Wasn’t Talking About You …”    

 

IF YOU TRIED “BRINGING SEXY BACK” BUT LOST THE RECEIPT

“You May Be A Kleptomaniac, Disorganized, In Denial, And Just Not That Hot …”   

 

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3 thoughts on “Kuchedisms

  1. alaskamanspeaks

    Youism-if you have all this time & a Key-board at your command, why are you not using it to help re-create a Paradise for our beloved Children to Inherit? This is my old man full-time Job….. No More Bombs, No More Missiles, No More Guns! Syria & Assad come to mind here; a petty Tyrant bombs his own country into rubble, because he would rather Rule Rubble, than admit His People are sick & tired of his shit! And just get the Fuck out….. When, if ever, will Human Beings realize that the Price of Admission into the Infinite Universe is PEACE on EARTH? We exist on a Finite Ball of Cosmic Dust, yet we treat our Home, our only Home like a giant Trash Can. What could go Wrong? Maybe all of those Bomb Maker’s could be employed to clean up this Shit-house we have made of our one & only Home? These are the thoughts that pass through an old man’s mind on a dark & Lonely night….. ________________________________

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