Snow Globe Conversion Kit

IF YOU’RE SEARCHING FOR AN EASY DIY HACK

After The Holidays … Jonesing For A Little Goofy Fun … 

And, Wanna Cruise In A Life-Size Snow Globe On Wheels?

Well, This Is The Very Place Where Opportunity Meets Preparedness

“See, Today Is The 39th Luckiest Day Of Your Life!”

 

START HERE

With A Motorized Vehicle … Any Make, Model Or Year … 

A Covered Wagon – Or – Stagecoach Could Also Work If You Plan On Time Travelling To 1879 On The Plains Of The Dakotas.

“A Sunroof Or Convertible Preferably, And Please Don’t Try This With Your Next Uber Ride …”

… Otherwise, You’ll Need An Industrial-Sized Can Opener To Cut Out A Hole About 4 Square Feet In Your Car Roof.

 

ANY SHAPE

Except A Parallelogram … 

It’s Just Weird.

“Let’s Not Make This Ordeal Weirder Then It Needs To Be.”

And, No Pentagrams Either … Stay Away From Grams Period.

 

READY FREDDY?

Whoa, Cowpoke …

We’ll Also Need Coolio Temps And Snow …

“La De Freakin’ Duh!”

So, Make Sure The Weather Outside Is Delightful.

 

MUSICA

Piped In …

Get Your Cruising Mix On.  Funk It Out.  If You Know What I Mean.

“Its Got To Be Danceable, I Should’ve Mentioned.”

… Torso Dancing, Fingers Snapping.  Find Your Groove.  I’ll Wait.

 

YOU’LL ALSO NEED

To Lose The Attitude … 

To Love Yourself

“And, Smile Like Its The First Time Your Lips Met The Corners Of Your Mouth.”

Be A Kid Again.

 

HERE COMES THE PEASEY

Easy Like Sunday Morning, Lionel …

Roof Ripped Open Wide.

“Snowflakes Fallin’ Down.  The Chunkier, The Fluffier The Better.  Like Pancakes.”

… On Your Halo’d Crown.

 

SNOW A SWIRLING, TWIRLING

In Your Machina …

Let It Fall.  C’mon Down.

On Your Melon

Blanket Your Lashes.  Across Your Brows.  Tip Of Your Tongue.

 

SNOW GLOBIN’

It’s All About You In The Moment Living … 

With What You’re Given.

“Lemonade From Lemon Schtick?”

Yeah, Just Stay Away From Yellow Snow, It Ain’t The Same Thing.

 

IF YOU DON’T HAVE SNOW

Use The Defrosted – Pre-Frozen – Version … 

Liquid Sunshine, Sunshine.

“A Little Drizzle.  Dontcha Worry About The Frizzle.  Let Your Hair Down.”

… And The Rain Fall In.

 

HOW’D YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

Lemme Know …

How It Goes, Rain Or Snow.

“Groovin’ In Your Homemade Snow Globe.” 

… Give It A Go-Go.

 

Photo by Jill Wellington from Pexels

 

 

 

 

18 thoughts on “Snow Globe Conversion Kit

  1. hanrs

    Perhaps 2020 is the year your blog becomes a DIY Youtube channel. I think many will agree, a visual tutorial of the above would be very helpful!!! 😏

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