Busted

BY A GUY ON A STREET CORNER

In My Neighborhood … 

As I Was Pulling Away From A Stop Sign.

“My Car’s Sunroof Wide Open … In -6.0 Celsius Temperature.”

… So, Coldish.

 

OK, PERHAPS I WAS

Playing My Music A Little Too Loud … 

Loving Stevie Wonder’s Superstition A Bit Too Much

Singing Along Way-Out-Of-Tune

“Dancing Like God Was Holding Auditions For Heaven.”

 

ALSO, I WASN’T

Giving An Eph … Or, Even A Whoop-De-Do … Nada, Nyet, No … 

Caring About My Fabulous Post-Workout Hair Defying Gravity.

“Or, Catching Another Cold With My Sweaty Head.”

… Thinking About Why The Guy Was Floating Me The Humpty Dumpty.

 

YEP, I WAS BUSTED FOR

Being A Goof (Not A First) … 

My Sunday Freak Show.

“Getting My Happy On.”

… Refusing To Go-Go Quietly.

 

AND, THAT’S ALL THE WAY

Cool By Me … 

Me Getting Me The Hell Out.

“Exercising Self Love Without A License.”

… Takin’ Lovin’ Life Out For Drive

 

SO, MR. NOSY ROSY CHEEKS NEIGHBOR

Gawking In My Hood … 

Stare On – Brother – Stare On.

You Can Catch My Cheesy Act Twice A Day.

“Driving With The Roof Peeled Open Like A Can Of SPAM … Quack-Quack-Quacking Along To A Favorite Song Like A Marble-Mouthed Duck … Dancing As If I Actually Could …”

 

Image by Myriam Zilles from Pixabay

22 thoughts on “Busted

  1. ashleyleia

    I don’t see how there’s anything wrong with any of that. As long as it’s not precipitating, sunroof open is good. Music should always be loud. Singing along to said music should always be a good thing.

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