Normally I’m Not …

A LOUNGING IN BED

Kind Of Guy …

Unless, There’s A Good Enough Reason To Hang Out There

“I’m More Of A Handspring My-Ample-Ass-Off-The-Mattress … 2.9 Seconds After Blinking My Eyelids Open.”

… Kind Of Guy.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION #1

I’ve Never Hand-Sprung Myself Anywhere … 

Be It On A Tumbling Mat

Over My Cat

… Tripping On A Baseball Bat.

 

NECESSARY DIGRESSION

This Isn’t About Sexy Time …

“Hmmm, No … Though The Idea Is Appealing Enough To Derail Me Momentarily.”

Or, Spooning On Warm Linens.  Entangled Limbs.  Hello …

… Coital Pillow Talking To Myself.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION #2

I’m A Happy Morning Hopper …  

Easter Bunny Meets Energizer Bunny Meets Bugs Bunny …

“So, Obviously, Cotton-Tailed – Toothy – Carrot-Breathed.”

… How Us Big Ear Lagomorpha’s & Leporidae‘s Do It.

 

LIKE THIS

Shoulder-Roll – Flop To My Right – Swivel, Swivel, Swivel …

Plant Feet Down On The Floor

Hop Up And Off My Bed …

… One Nearly Fluid Movement.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION #3

There Was No Hopping This Morning …

Been Lounging.  Lazy.  Hazy.  Maisy. 

Flopping Back With Phone In Hand.

… Catching Up On Reading A Couple Posts.

 

SCREW THE CONFESSIONS …

I Had Tears Welling … 

Streaming Down My Cheeks

No Sobs.

… Just Warm Tears Pooling At The Corner Of My Mouth.

 

I’D LIKE TO BLAME A COUPLE OF BLOGGERS

But, I’ll Thank Them Instead …

For Sharing Their Pain

In Beautiful Prose Of Courage

… Strength And Conviction Of Self Love In The Shadows Of Hurt And Loss And Betrayal.

 

Photo by Alexas Fotos from Pexels

 

12 thoughts on “Normally I’m Not …

  1. David & Laura Speer

    So, we have been following you for awhile now, and really enjoy so much in the words and (not words). I think that is why we like reading up on you, we are science minded, and do not have your skills, it is like looking at art you enjoy, but know you cannot make.

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    • Michael A. Kuch

      Thank you for reading. I’m so thrilled you’re enjoying my blog. I don’t always “get it right” and tend to venture off course … we’re all very capable of writing in whatever manner we desire. There’s a good place for all us here. Your comments are so kind and appreciated. 😊🙏

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