Num-Num The Rainbow

REMEMBER BEIGE CHEWSDAY?

My “I’m Eating Carbs Today” Was A Big, Fat Bust …

“Beige Craze.  Ecru Daze.  Tan Haze.”

Yep, I Know What I Said About Bloating

… And, Over-Loading On Starchy Carbs.

 

GRAZING ON BEIGE

Sounded Like A Blast … It Wasn’t … 

“By Sundown, I’d Bailed On Pasta At Dinner – Blasphemy – Really, Who Snubs Penne ala Vodka And Lives To Talk About It?”

So, I Opted For The Other Dirty P Carb:

Plunged My Pretty Little Pie Hole Into A Mound Of Taters.

 

DID I LEARN A LESSON?

No … 

I

“Ditten.”

… Until The Next Day When I Felt Like Merde Twice Warmed Over.

 

I’M RECLAIMING THE RAINBOW®

From The Good Folks At Skittles … 

And, Those Fabulous Guys & Gals

“Go You, Darlings.”

… But, Hey, It’s Time To Share.  The Colors.  You Can Keep The Candy.

 

COLOR.  COLOUR.  COLORE.

Got Right Back To Noshing My Way Through … 

Purple Cauliflower.  Yellow & Red Peppers.  Crimson Radicchio.

Tri-Color Carrots.  Licoricey Fennel.  Broccoli Florets.

… And, Roasted Brussel Sprouts, Because Isn’t That Special For A Wednesday?

 

UNICORNS, NOTSOMUCH

Mythical Hooved & Spirally Horned White Horses – Not My Thing – Ditto, Pegasus (Wings Are For Angels, Child) … Or, Centaurs, Creep Me Out … 

“I’m A Clydesdale Guy.  Love The Big Boys: Pulling Massive Beer Wagons During Oktoberfest And At Busch Gardens.  With Names Like: Hercules, Samson, Zeus, Titan, Brutus, Apollo, Thor and Giancarlo.”

Beer – From Beige – Barley, Hops, Yeast – To Gold.  

… The Best Damn Excuse For Gluten, Yet.

 

Image by Janet Herman from Pixabay

5 thoughts on “Num-Num The Rainbow

  1. Erica/Erika

    Nooooo, not the Taters. I only eat them when I am out. They are even part of my Death Row Meal. You remind me of when I worked with a pseudo vegetarian many, many years ago. An okay part of her rainbow diet was huge bags of colourful jelly beans and skittles. By the way, this was in a dental office.

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    • Michael A. Kuch

      Pseudo Vegetarians – Faux Vegans … can be a curious and hypocritical tribe. Darn, I’ve never considered my Death Row Meal but olives would be on it. Ice cream, too, as I’m lactose intolerant and if I’m going down, why not chocolate as well. Gummy Bears are about the only candy I’ll eat.

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  2. Writer of words

    I for one love fennel. Not many people do. I love the crunch and the taste. Raw especially, but also lightly steamed with a bit of Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top. So. Good. When it’s on sale I get a lot. AND, my family, including the kids, love it too.

    I tried growing it once but it didn’t take…the bulb didn’t get nice and thick. Too bad.

    Anyway, I understand how carbs can make you feel the way you described. I feel so much better when I don’t eat as many, or no, carbs. Of course last night’s lasagna was delicious but now I probably won’t have pasta for at least 2-3 weeks. 🙂

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