Shoo-Shoo, Bugaboo

SLIMMING THE HERD

I’ve Been Trying To Dump A Follower … Of The Leachy-Preachy, Creepy Crawler, Flogger Blogger Varietal … 

But, Dubya Pea Just Won’t Let Me Do Me – Make The Break, Shake The Fake – They’ll Have None Of It.

“Oh, I’ve Tried To Break Up With The Charlatan Before.  But, Damnation-To-Tarnation, These Folks Don’t Make EasyPeasy.”

… No.  And, Nah.  Not Happening.

 

SEEMS ALL OF US

Should All Get Along … 

“And, Be Besties 4 Life.  Cool.  Like Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard?”

But, I’m Not Buying The Dude’s Schtick.  His Warmed Over Parlor Tricks, Smoke & Mirrors, Serpentine Turpentine.  Tricky Dickie, Spewing:

“How To Do This, Get That … Be Rich, Handsome & Famous … While Saving The Planet From Dolphins With Laser Beams On Their Dorsal Fins.”

 

NO, SIR

I’ve Got My Way Of Doing What I Need Done … 

I’m Good.

“Shoo-Shoo, Bugaboo.”

Grazie, Bello.

 

THING IS …

Making Money From Blogging … 

Sure.  Why Not?  Harvest The Green Almighty If You Can.

“Also, No As Hell Is Warm.  Please, Don’t Take My Advice.  I’ve Been Wrong About Everything Everyday Of My Life … Except This.”

… Best To Ya, Sir.

 

MY SMALL SLICE OF CAKE

Is Spent On Blogging … Not Trolling For Fools … Tempting Neophytes With Nonsense … 

Perhaps, Its Just Me.  Investing In Self.  And, Kindly Folks With A True Cause And Giving On Their Minds.

“I’ll Swipe Plastic On-Line Any Ol’ Time … The Warm & Fuzzy Grabs Down Below.  Pinches My Heart … But, A Naif Buying Naivete?”

… So, Please Don’t Ask Mooch For Another Cup Of Coffee When Your Mug Is Still Full Of Chicory Grounds.  Yeah, I Get Patreon Is A Righteous Business.  Is Yours?

 

SO, THIS … THIS HERE … LOVE BITE

Is Our Last Good Good-Bye … 

If Your Stuff Mattered I’d Be All-The-Way Ass In.

“Like A White Dress Shirt With Ruby Woo Red Smeared On Its Collar And No Regrets.”

Or, Good Books From Good Writers With Something To Say.

 

Image by Mabel Amber @ Pixabay

“Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard” 
Songwriters: Paul Simon
© Universal Music Publishing Group

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