Free “Click Bait” Here!

THIS COULD BE A NEW LOW HIGH FOR ME

I’m Giggling My Slim Tochus Off The Charts … 

Laughing Makes It Alright, Right?

Posting A Stock Photo Of A Shirtless Young Man – In Shape – If You Like That Sort Of Thing.

“… Pic-Of-Pecs To Get Attention, Because ‘Achtung’ Is What It’s All About These Days, Darling.”

 

MY POINT IS

There Isn’t One.  Like All “Click Bait”.  Trickery Treats Of Non-Substance, Curated Emptiness To Getcha.

Um, Shark Chum: The Sloppy Smörgasbord Of Rotting Guts And Blood Tossed Overboard To Lure Great Whites In.  Hammerheads, Too.  Lemon Sharks Sound Nice.

Sometimes, Mostly, It Doesn’t Take Anything More Than Pretty Pix Splattered Online To Get The Hooks In Deep. 

And, Snappy Happy Words.

 

THE WORLD WIDE WEB

aka: The Internet To Some …

Is A Nearly Infinite Black Hole Of Clickity, Click, Clack

“A Never-Ending Nasal Drip.  We Know It.  It’s Why We’re All Here.”  

It’s What Keeps Us Curious, Insatiable Folks Coming Back.  FOMO Fo Sho!  We Love Being Mind Swept Into Vacuums.  That, And The Free Life Time Membership.

 

IF I’D WRITTEN

“Chick Bait” Instead Of “Click Bait” … In The Title …

Would Anyone Really Notice Or Care?

“Nah, Don’t Think So.”

Except, Hell Yes, Being The Day After International Women’s Day or Any Day.

 

I PROMISE TO WRITE

Something You’d Like To Read …  

Anything Better Than The Cryptic Crap I’ve Been Peddling Of Late.

“Yeck, Yeah, I Owe This Blog A Post Of Substance.”

… It’s Just That My Adorably Whiny Rants Fill Me With Joy On Griege Daze.

 

SO, HERE’S A THOUGHT

About Not Much More Than What’s On My Mind … 

If I Had To Admit

“This Quote I’m Writing Is Just Filler.”

… And This Sentence, Too.

 

ANOTHER EARLY MORNING EXERCISE

In Writing Fluff … To Cleanse Whatever Yesterday Was … And, Prepping For My Minday Fling WIth Humanity … 

This Mash-Up Will Consume Me Between Sips Of My First Espresso And The Second Doppio To Follow.

And, Inner Dialog:

“Why The Hell Am I Writing Barefoot In Soft, Flannel Pajama Pants With A Green And Navy Tartan Print When I’m Not A Plaid Guy?”

 

CLEARED MY HEAD

Please Don’t Like This Bit Of Silly Fodder … 

“Its Only A Test For The Rest Of My Mind To Wake Up.”

But If You Do I Know You’re About As Awake As I Am

… And, That’s Okay Because It Is.

 

I’M PRESSING

Publish …

Once I Find A Suitable Pic On Pixabay Or Pexels.

“Perhaps, A Kitten Or A Puppy Or A Flower …” 

… Does It Really Matter?

 

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM DUBYA PEA

“Oops! That Page Can’t Be Found.”

It Looks Like Nothing Was Found At This Location.

Maybe Try One Of The Links Below Or A Search?

… Or Another Blog Hosting Service.

 

BETTER, NOW

That My Point Isn’t Made …

My Morning’s Are Not About Anything But Everything And Nothing.

“Serendipity Strawberry Is My Scoop Of Choice If I Was Having Ice Cream On Waffles For Breakfast.”

… Fade To Ecru … 

 

Photo from Pexels

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