Nurse Smiley’s Poker Face

YOU’VE MET HER

Way, Way Back In I Was Poked By Three … The Second Post On Kuched.

We’ve Got A Play Date This Morning.

“We’re Being Chaperoned By My Doctor.  They’re Sharing Duties On My Annual Physical.  Me, The Uncomfortable, Passive-Submissive Volunteer.”

A Medical Ménage à Trois Of Sorts.

 

THERE’LL BE LATEX + LUBE

Involved With Probing My Anus … So, It Won’t Be All Fun & Games … 

I’m Concerned About The Lube Being Off-Brand And Not Up To Proper Clinical Standards For Winter Inspections.

Its All About Viscosity: Reducing Frictional Force And Heat Generation.  The Presence Of Grit, Naturally, Is Heightened At Such Times.

Plus, My Body Core Is Slightly Chilled, So I May Need To Limber Up To Loosen Up Before I Hear The Snap Of Latex – And The Narrative, Whistle, Humming Of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face … Mum-mum-mum-mah … In My Ear.  Doctor Speak.  Sweet Nothings.

 

MY CONCERN

Is Amplified By My Doctor’s Dumb Jokes

About Getting His Rings Resized.

“Big Knuckles, Doc.”

It’s Not Funny.  Really, It Isn’t.  Please Get Some New Material.  I Can Help.

 

BLOODSUCKER

I’m Hopeful Nurse Smiley Will Be Using A Proper Extractor … Like, A Syringe This Time.

“And, Not Her Fangs Like The Last Tango-A-Go-Go When She Filled A Six-Pack Of Lab Vials.”

Who The Hell Is She Feeding Back Home In Her Vampiress Lair? 

… Is Vlad Coming Over For Dinner?

 

A FEW MORE HOURS

Of Fasting … No Probs Skipping My Breakfast Bowl Of Oatmeal, Flax, Chia, Hemp And Pepita Seeds.

“Going Without Morning Coffee?  Cranky.  Miserable.  Prickly.”

I Couldn’t Even Look At My Bialetti Espresso Maker Sitting On The Stove.  How I Wanted To Hold Her … Feel Her Hour Glass Vessel Heat Up.  Percolate My Senses To Life.

“I’m Fidgety.  Contemplative.  Regretting, That I Didn’t Get My Doctor A Gift Card For A Mum-Mum-Mum-Mah Manicure Last Christmas.”

 

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