Sexy Time & Ass-Shaking Funky Grooves

DIRTY BUG

Gotcha Down …

“Feeling Small And Sucky … As The World’s Gone Crazy And Fucky?”

Got A Little Something For You – Self Lovin’ – On A Friday Of All Things.

Here We Go …

 

THIS’LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE

Find A Mirror …

Preferably, One Where The Reflection Isn’t Mocking You.  And, If It Is … Make A Goofy Face.  You Know The Kind.

Say Your Name.  Try To Smile.  It Ain’t Hard.

Be Kind.  And, Repeat One Thing You Like About Yourself … 3-2-1 … 

 

PLAY FAVORITE’S TODAY

Own It.

It Being You.  You’re It.  We’ve Yapped About It Before.

“You … Be … The Favor It.”

By The Way, You’re Still It.

 

MAKE A PROCLAMATION

Like It Matters.  And It Matters.

Say It.  Again.  I Couldn’t Hear You Through The Self Doubt … No, He Ditten.

Here’s An Example You Can Borrow:

“Oh, It’s All About Me Loving Me, Darling.”

 

WHAT’S YOUR BESTIE COLOR?

Mosey Through Your Fabulous Wardrobe And Find A Fun Outfit …  

Wear The Tarnation Out Of It.

Like The Rainbow Created The Color Just For You.

“Because Damn It … The Rainbow Owes You, Right?”

 

WHAT ABOUT THE SUN?

And, The Rain?

Either One Will Do Today.

“Snack On Some Fresh Air.”

… Let Mother Nature Know It Owes You A Favor When You Schlep Out Into Her Space, Make It Your Place.  She Won’t Mind The Company.

 

IF YOU THINK

Your Ass Looks Fat In Those Jeans …

Wait For It:

“Rock That Fat Ass!”

And, Skinny Asses, Too.

 

WHAT, NOW?

Oh, You Wanna Sing About It …

Gotcha Self A Go-To Car Karaoke Jam?

“Sing The Ef Outta It … Because Beyoncé Got Nothing On You.”

Me?  I’m Going Way Back To 1978.  Bohannon’s Let’s Start II Dance Again.  You Know It.

 

GET ON UP AND DANCE …

“Said yum yum gimme some
Tang tanga boogie bang
Let’s rock the house
Let’s shock the house”

 

MAKE LONG TIME 4 SEXY TIME

Some Boom-Boom …

… Tang-Tang

Said Yum-Yum, Gimme Some

“Better, Now.”

 

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Let’s Start The Dance  Songwriters: Hamilton Frederick Bohannon
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9 thoughts on “Sexy Time & Ass-Shaking Funky Grooves

  1. LaShawn Uchenna Ani

    Love this ❤️.. I’m dancing 🕺 It reminds me of a song called Shake it Fast by Mystical the hook goes like this

    Shake it fast but watch yo’ self
    Shake it fast, show me what you workin’ with
    Shake it fast but watch yo’ self
    Shake it fast

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