GET IT RIGHT
Playful … Pink … Paws …
“No Sweat. Nose Wet. Nah, Regret.”
… So, What The Hell Are We Doing Wrong?
Yep, Again, This Morning – Metaphorically – Dumped A Nasty Load Of Digital Déjà Voodoo Folks.
Now, I Have To Launder The Linens. Change The Sheets. Air The Joint Out. Continue reading “It’s Disco Warfare, Baby”
So, Please Don’t Try To Stop Me …
Starch. Gluten. Flour. Continue reading “I’m Eating Carbs Today”
Isn’t A Fate I Suffer Easily or Frequently … Much Less Tolerate …
“Perhaps, Its Because I Mostly Write About Nothing, Which Is More Difficult Than You May Think.”
And, There’s Always Something To Write About Continue reading “Simple Hack To Beat The Curse”
When I Was 17 Years-Old … For A Pretty Girl I’d Dated Briefly In High School …
Which should’ve been a clue to The Universe that I was a Different Cat, Dancing To My Own Beat and Some Girls Just Don’t Like Quiche. Continue reading “Confessions Of A Lapsed Metrosexual (1.0)”
Kind Of Guy …
Unless, There’s A Good Enough Reason To Hang Out There Continue reading “Normally I’m Not …”
Because Yesterday – Whatever The Hell That Mess Of A Day Was – Was An Emotional Abscess I Wanted To Crank, Yank And Spank To Smithereens … Continue reading “Let’s Have A Better Friday”
Of Which Exactly None Are Known To Exist … On The World Wide Web …
While Writing Another Post Yesterday, I Moseyed Across A Digital Ad From BLUE Cat Food Continue reading “Buffy & The Porsche”
Alright, I’m Calling An Intervention …
Actually, An Exorcism: I’m Convinced Dubya Pea Is Possessed. Continue reading “How Many Times”
In My Neighborhood …
As I Was Pulling Away From A Stop Sign. Continue reading “Busted”
This Colorful Dude …
I’ve Named Reggie. Continue reading “Gallo Dancing”
And Falling Into La La Land …
Right To It Then: Continue reading “I Should’ve Manscaped”
Let It Hurt … If It Hurts …
How [ləv] Works. Continue reading “Wednesday Love”
After The Holidays … Jonesing For A Little Goofy Fun …
And, Wanna Cruise In A Life-Size Snow Globe On Wheels? Continue reading “Snow Globe Conversion Kit”
As I Laid Down …
Went Out In A Flash To A Dreamless Night.
I Was Gone. Left You Alone. Without A Word To Say
Image by Susan Cipriano from Pixabay
An excerpt from ‘Swayed’ – Copyright © 2014 by Michael A. Kuch
Camille laid down a fresh coat of lip lacquer. Latex Love. What the skanky ginger bitch at the MAC counter called the new color, before Camille swiped a tester sample into her fake Prada. Continue reading “Bad Girl”
Especially, when it comes to Dream Cars – make, model, color, trim, specs, year. Continue reading “Not Mine, Yet”
Is One Of Those Shameless Filler Posts …
Us Blogniks Ever Admit To Dropping Continue reading “Really, Dude?”
Because I Didn’t Fit In.
But, I belonged here. On the other side. Convincing myself was another thing. Continue reading “You Can’t Get There From Here (Part 2)”
I arrived twenty-two minutes early, parked Blue, and sat listening to my daily Spotify-curated eclectic mix – Classic Rock Anthems courtesy of Seger, Springsteen and the Rolling Stones … drizzled with bubble-gummy ABBA, Boney M and yeah, the Brothers Gibb stuttering Ja-Ja-Ja-Jive Talkin’. The Gap Band got the funk all the way down with Party Train ending the set. I needed something to lift the malaise draping over me. Music, for once, didn’t get it done. Continue reading “Preamble To The Way Back Home (Part 1)”
Like I Promised I Would …
Because I’m Able. Willing. Not Afraid. Continue reading “My Blessed Day”
All I Had To Say …
This post originally appeared December 4, 2019 on Kuched. Though it received many positive comments and views, I deleted it. Thought it may have been a little Self Inflamed. Ego Rendered. Get Over Myselfish. But, its Just Me … Talking. I own these words. Cryptic to Gospel. Added a bunch more on the version below. If you think I’m writing this Friction Fiction about you? Nah. It’s All About Me even when it isn’t …
Four Years All The Same …
Christmas Eve Continue reading “Got Christmas?”
Don’t Fret – I’ve Got Everything I Need (But The Girl … What?) – And, Try This Simple Hack For Humanity: Continue reading “If You’re Stuck For A Last Minute Gift Idea”
Glitzy Love Sheen …
Bébé, Where’ve You Been? Continue reading “Blue Green”
Time Out With The Festive Noshing & Imbibing …
Boom. Shaka. Laka. Continue reading “I’m Calling A Yuletide Truce”
My First Born ‘Darling’ Texted Me Last Saturday Morning …
Asking, If I Was “Down To Doing Something?” Exactly. Down Not Up. Continue reading “When Sparky Met Molly”
To The Side Of Town …
We Don’t Talk About Continue reading “About Last Halloween”
Not The First Time …
Simple Lyrics Continue reading “Vino e Baci”
Just How Many Buttons You Have …
So, I Counted. In The Lamest Of Sorted Ways. Guestimation, Darlings. Continue reading “Gran Botón Rojo, Esq.”
Would You Believe …
This Nitty Gritty Witty Ditty – In Theory – Started With Pure Intentions Of Scribbling A Goofy Bucket List? Continue reading “Bucket Lust”
Some Borrowed …
Some Très Bleu. Continue reading “Kuchedisms”
To Be Perfectly Quiet …
I’m Doing My Part. Distilling Stillness. Not A Word Spoken. Continue reading “If One Can’t Improve On Silence …”
Prayed In Bed …
I Can Be Friends With Women …
Some. Not All. Man Steps. Continue reading “Platonically Speaking”
To Admit I Was Wrong … I’ve Been Doing It For So Long …
So, Reader’s Choice: Regret. Shame. Guilt. Continue reading “What The Frangipane?”
I Seem To Possess The Signs …
This Question Came To Surface Recently When I Asked Myself: Continue reading “Am I An Empath?”
SFunday All The Way On …
I Say: “Hickory.”
Y’all Say: “Dickory.”
Image by Pixabay @ Pexels
The Bacon. Bits Of Truth. True Bites.
“Watcha Get Served Here … ‘Cause We All Out Of Ignorance, Darling.”
Lies. You Know. Don’t Matter None.
… Rah, Raw, Right?
Photo by Kwiaatekk @ Pixabay
Pinged Your Heart.
“Where’ve You Been?”
Photo by Pexels
My 3rd Favorite Color … Colour … Colore.
After Purple. Then Blue. Before White, If The Coloratti Are Including The Pale Shade In The Spectrum. Continue reading “Pink”
Like Nostradamus In The Way Back …
Talking About Today. The 13th. Drop Superstition à la Stevie & Stevie Continue reading “Cool Friday”
Well I’m a-runnin’ down the road try’n to loosen my load
I’ve got seven women on my mind
Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me
One says she’s a friend of mine.
Well I’m a-runnin’ down the street try’n to loosen my heat
I’ve got eleven women on my mind
Six that want to atone me, four that want to clone me
Only one says she’s a friend of mine.
“Take It Easy” Songwriters: Jackson Browne, Glenn Frey
© Red Brick Music Publishing
At The Office … Suite One-Oh-Three … Where The Kool Kids Hang Out.
It’s Hip. Glorious. Resplendent In Its Anti-Meh’ness. Continue reading “The Festivus Pole”
After Work Last Night …
A Planned Office Thing. Previous Plans For A Larger Soirée Tanked. Good Intentions Thwarted. Continue reading “When Sushi Bites Back”
Do You Go Casual … Kazee, Kazoo?
Dress It Up
Play It Down
Full Commando? Continue reading “What’re You Wearing?”
Ups & Downs … All Around.
Neither One Sustainable Continue reading “Weekend Wrapper Upper”
Virtual. Digital. Real. As Real Gets.
Writers, Bloggers, Yodi. Dubya Pea Acquaintances. Continue reading “We’re Friends”
You Should Know About ..
Well, Your “Sunday Go-To-Brunch” Good News Just Got All The Way Awesome ..
“Kuched Is Over-Stocked On Wit.”
That’s All Right. Surprised? I’m Not. Continue reading “Puns For Hire”
For 40-Something Days Straight Now …
Though You Probably Wouldn’t Know Continue reading “Pop Up”
Yes, It’s Contagious …
A Good Thing. Stop Scratching. Or, It’ll Scar.
“Don’t Cha Worry, ‘Cause I’ve Got The Fix, My Darlings.”
… The Ointment. Anecdote to the Antidote to Aunty Dotty. Topical Greasy Stuff … To Make The Rash Go Away (Before Tinder Swipe Right-Fright-Nite). Continue reading “The ‘Hoochie Koochies’ Are Coming!”
And, All Y’all – Feeling The Same Unloved Feeling – Like Déjà Voodoo.
“What’s Going On With Our Lovely Host?”
Hearing Fables Of Lost Followers: On Again, Pissed Off Again. Posts Gone Poof, Incognito. Disappearing Into Sweet Nothings, Darling.
… Who’s Been Hacking My Porridge?
Photo by Gilberto Reyes from Pexels
To Identify … As A Man … Strong. Masculine. Good.
“Call Me A Crazy, Loco, Pazzo Bastard: I Ain’t Afraid No Esmaculation Proclamation!”
I Know Its Risky, But Damn It Just Feels Right. Unoriginal, Sure. But, Hey, Didn’t Adam Do It Back In The Day?
… It’s What I Keep Telling God.
The United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization estimates:
“About 815 Million People of the 7.6 Billion People in the world – 10.7% – were suffering from Chronic Undernourishment in 2016.”
Had A Hellish Week – All Work, No Play – The Past 5 Days
Made A Warm Mess Of Just About Everything I Touched … Continue reading “You Name It, I’m Buying”
On Black Friday – or – Taupe Tuesday (Next Week) …
And, You Feel Like Dropping-More-Than-A-Lump-Of-Coal In My Stocking This Year Continue reading “Cool Crap I Really Want For Christmas”
Yeah, But Not That Chad, Silly. Maybe, You Were Thinking Lowe … Rob’s Baby Bro?
Or, Chad Smith. Drummer (Cool). Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Chad Kroeger – Hey, Did He Ever Get His Nickelback? – Nope, Again.
And, Definitely Not Chad Michaels. Dude’s Such A Drag … Queen. Continue reading “So, Chad Called …”
Going All The Way In …
With A Smarty-Pants One-Word Moniker
“Dropping The Mike … No Mas, Michael … Sans, Miguel … Ciao, Michele.”
… Like That. Continue reading “Known Mononymously”
Writing For The Sake Of Writing …
“What More Did I Have To Say?”
That I Hadn’t Blathered Here
… Too Many Times Before. Continue reading “On The 31st Day”
Long As It Takes …
Not Sure When
… It’ll Be.
Photo by Paul IJsendoorn
To Cupcake Cache Blog for selecting me – Kuched – for the Special Blogger Award Nomination.
This is my
second first blogger award nomination; as I received another one – Sunshine Blogger Award – later the same week – and now, have answered them out of order. Because, I am blissfully clueless as to dates, details and protocol. Continue reading “Special Blogger Award Nom”
We Did A Little Something That Mattered, Yesterday …
Made A Small Disturbance In Fighting Hunger. Continue reading “Grazie, Darlings”
Y’all Know The Rest … Just Knew It Was Coming, Captain Obvious, You Jest.
From The Heart. Into The Night, Drifting Afloat. Our Little Love Boat That Could, It Did. Continue reading “Blog Party On The Love Boat (3)”
Come A Very Long Way …
To Share My Soul, To Confess Continue reading “Truth Untamed”
Of Transportation … To Keep The Party Flying.
“Bunch Of Darlings Showed Up Early. Or, Late For Them. On Their Way Out. They Dropped Love In.” Continue reading “Blog Party On The Love Plane (2)”
Our Day Together …
My Words. Truth Crackle My Heart. Humble Be Spoken. Continue reading “Love To Share”
The Big One-Dot-Oh …
Oh, It Feels So Good To Get A Little Something Done, Darlings. Continue reading “Blog Party On The Love Train (1)”
Dear Bella’s e Bello’s …
Being All You In The Best You.
… Awareness Is Only The Beginning. Continue reading “Lovin’ All Your Lovin’”
Tap Your Calendar … Mark It In Pink Or Blue … XOXO Will Do.
As Kuched Hits The Big One.
That’s 1.0 In Blogger Years.
“It Only Feels Like More Because I Haven’t Done More.”
Raw. Naked. Like A Shucked Oyster Bathing In Its Liquory Brine …
I’ve Seen The New Quadrant Of Evil. Continue reading “This Ain’t No Party”
Frightened By The Dark …
Where Is His Home?
Curious Mind He Lives Alone
… Little Boy’s Heart Does Roam. Continue reading “Skinny Kid”
I See You.
… You Ain’t There. Continue reading “Truth Be”
To all those other Blogging Neophytes, my first response to learning about The Sunshine Blogger Award was … “Okay, What Took So Damn Long! Right? Followed by …
“Winnah-Winnah-Chicken-Dinnah, Oh, Joy … to Settle-It-The-Hell-Down-To-Hades-Tout-de-Suite, Mick. You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s not like there’s any redeemable cash value that comes along with the gloating on a single post. And, You Ain’t The First, The Last, The Everything. It’s not that kind of award, Hoss.”
No, it wasn’t Pulitzer calling. Suppose, I should unblock their number though. Continue reading “The Sunshine Blogger Award”
Like An Asshole: Going Through Its Terrible Two’s … Nice One, HP!
There I Said It. I Don’t Care If The Little Sh!t Is Listening. Think I’ll Give It A Bath Later.
“And, Throw In The Toaster … Just For Fun.”
Photo by Pexels
Don’t Go Together …
I Get It. I’m Not Color Blind. A Case Of Myopic Style Sense, Sure.
“But, That Didn’t Stop Me From Committing Treason Against The Rainbow Yesterday.”
… Or, Fashion Blasphemy. Voluntarily Frump Day. Got My Ew On. Continue reading “Color Fool”
I’ve Had Enough … Of Enough …
I Know When It’s Time To Quit. To Call It A Day. Toss In The Towel.
“I Confess, I Didn’t Have A Snowball’s Chance In Hell … Of Besting God.”
… So, I’ve Hopped The Fence To Get On His Side. Continue reading “I’m Giving Up …”